Oz is a slum, the white knight's a retard, and the seven dwarves gang-rape pixies.
Age 36, Male
Mouse Potato
China (Sucks)
Joined on 5/2/04
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Rescue and secure a civilian
Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick
Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle
Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
Complete the first mission
Kill 1 Soldier
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Beat The Great Escape